Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Game. Set. Match.

It's called the game of chicken, folks!

In case you've never heard of it, Chicken, courtesy of Wikipedia:

"The game of Chicken, also known as the Hawk-Dove or Snowdrift[1] game, is an influential model of conflict for two players in game theory. The principle of the game is that while each player prefers not to yield to the other, the outcome where neither player yields is the worst possible one for both players.

The name "Chicken" has its origins in a game in which two drivers drive towards each other on a collision course: one must swerve, or both may die in the crash, but if one driver swerves and the other does not, the one who swerved will be called a "chicken," meaning a coward; this terminology is most prevalent in political science and economics."

Picked out of a garbage can last week at Six Flags:

Contract terms: Upon performing osculation with Miss Elizabeth, Mr. Jake Pavelka agrees to forfeit all rights to deny Miss Elizabeth a rose during any and all rose ceremonies. Additionally Mr. Pavelka agrees to forfeit all rights to kiss any other woman, ever.

Glad he could see through her mind games and send her packing.

Tonight's award goes to Jake, master Chicken player.

Quote of the night: "I had no clue!" -Michelle, on being asked to leave after she announced her impending departure.

Unedited Quote of the night: "I had no clue... he was so good at chicken!" -Michelle, on being asked to leave after she announced her impending departure.

Me Likey: Adorable Ali, and Heart of Gold Ella, of course. Also, never thought I'd say it, but, Bricks for Brains, Tenley. At least one girl's moral compass is still intact...

Me No Likey: Alleged Female Vienna, and Kathryn (The chick that looks like Carrie Underwood) for sheer lack of originality during comedy routines.


  1. I turned it off to put the kids to bed and missed the whole Michelle thing. At the Rose ceremony i realized she was missing. Shoot.

    Is Allie the one who walked up to Vienna and told her what she did was wrong...I like her (not vienna)

    the end

  2. I forced Than to watch the big Michelle walk-out/kicked to the curb scene. So crazy funny.

  3. I dunno Brooks- Allie is starting to irk me. She is getting all dramafied. Ella has won me over 100%! And Curtis would have to agree with you in the "alleged female" Vienna. Lol. OOOHHHH what a glorious waste of time!!!! I'm glad I'm not the only one with such a guilty pleasure!!!!

    See ya tomorrow :)

  4. WAIT WAIT.....
    Our fav quote of the night,

    "I'm not just vanilla.....I'm ALL colors of the rainbow!"
    -Sneaky teasing black widow!!!!

  5. Ha Ha, Yeah, I was laughing about the same quote Melly. Der.
    --I still like Ali...and that she's got guts. ---I thought what Corrie did was funny but maybe should've been left away from Jake and the cameras. You just showed him what a dramatic bis-natch you can be.
    --So what's the deal about the pregnant girl? I thought we were gonna get to see that this episode.
    --I've liked Tennly the whole time. She is a bit dingy but she seems....real and innocent.

  6. What are you talking about Morgan? Someone's pregnant and when did I miss that bit of drama?

    All I can say about Michelle is, if you can't handle the truth, don't ask for it... and don't act stupid. And for Elizabeth- I hope she watches the shows and realizes that she was dangling that little carrot right in front of his face! Glad all that drama is over!

    I am now a full-fledged "Ella fan." I think she's adorable, and I love listening to her talk! And I like Ali and Tenley. But Ella is my number 1 right now!