My first observation is, of course, dealing with the names of a few of the Bachelors up for the picking this season. Oh dear. Having an unusual name myself (I guess not so unusual if you are a BOY. Moving to the west in my teenage years enlightened me as to the existence of my male counterparts) I now make a desperate plea to all mothers naming their children. Please. Think of the future. That is all I ask. My top offenders are:
Kiptyn: Really? While he’s a great guy, or seems to be (for what that’s worth, do you remember when you thought that Jason was a great guy too?), I can’t get past the name. Also, perhaps it’s my T.V., but do his eyes look red to anyone else?
Sasha: I thought that this was a girl name…? Feel free to enlighten me if I am wrong. After all, I thought Brooks was a girl name, too.
And on we go…
Stripping to your nudies and jumping into a cold pool is never what a girl wants to see the first week she knows you. I would hazard a guess that no girl wants to see that, really, ever. The male body is not built for beauty. Better luck next time.
Please get rid of Tanner P. soon. A man with a foot fetish is never a good thing. Plus he resembles a squirrel, slightly…
So far, my favorite pick for the season has to be commercial pilot, Jake. He’s adorable.
I think that Juan is fortunate in the looks department, though I am still thoroughly unconvinced that he is straight. He seems to notice too much to be a regular chap. Not a great pick for a woman scorned and on the prowl.
That is about it. Or, rather, my baby is crying.
P.S. Does David look to anyone else like “The Rock”, Dwayne Johnson? It’s uncanny. And a little creepy.