Saturday, November 28, 2009

Unwanted Visitor

Dear Neighbors,

If this little darling is yours:

might I suggest that you keep him indoors?

Not that he isn’t just lovely

but if I find him or more of his poop in my backyard…

I’m calling animal control to have him disposed of.

So. If you love him, please keep him to yourself.

I’d appreciate it.

Love, Your Cat-Hating Neighbor

Sunday, November 22, 2009

My Little Runaway.

Now, before you watch this and think of what a horrible mother I am, just know that all this drama was self-inflicted.

The story:

While Josh was working a dental clinic for veterans a couple weeks ago on a perfectly wonderful Saturday morning, I made chocolate chip pancakes and then I put the boys in the bath. After warning them several times that bath time would be over when the splashing was out of control, I finally took them out of the bath, kicking and screaming. Having had a bad week with misbehaving children, I was in no mood when a soggy Ethan, standing on my carpet, told me that I was a mean mommy and that he was going to run away.

"I am going to get in the shower," I said. "By the time I get out, I want your things packed. Oh, and don't forget your toothbrush and underwear."

To my surprise, he was, in fact, packed when I got out of the shower. Since this kind of scenario has happened before, I decided to really ham it up. "Don't forget to tell your new mommy and daddy that you need to go to the dentist in December. Oh, and try to stay in the school district, won't you?"

It was when he tearfully requested photographs of his "old mommy and daddy and Sloan and Mason", that my heart broke and I knew that both of us had taken it too far. However, unwilling to lose ground, I prepared for his departure. I'll let the video take it from here:

Sunday, November 1, 2009

The Tooth Fairy Proudly Presents:

Basic Oral Hygiene:

Use a fluoride-rich toothpaste as you...

... brush at least twice, daily.

Floss regularly, at least once, daily.

And don't forget to visit your dentist every six months for a regular check-up.

This public service announcement brought to you by:
The Gailey Family

HaPpY HaLlOwEeN!