That looks amazing! I need you to be in town for Bridger's birthday. I have some pretty grand ideas for the cake but I'm not sure how they will translate to real life. I need an expert. Or at least maybe I will email you my grand idea and get some tips on how to make it look good.
I'm just going to go ahead and say what everyone else is thinking. You disgust me. Walmart does my baking. The end.