Bachelor franchise seasons, that is. Come, let us explore.
1. In the grand tradition of train-wreck hometown dates, Vienna's Dad did not disappoint. Granted he was no dead dove, but his whole Daddy's princess shotgun routine got old before the first preview. (See also Season 13)
2. Pretty sure that the room in which Jake received "the biggest bombshell of all" was the same room that Jillian received her biggest bombshell too. Oh, and the situation was at least similar, except Ed was coming back and Ali was leaving. Hmm. Come to think of it, it's like they planned that... (See also Season 5)
There are more, but I'm tired. Lesson learned, though. It's a small world after all, even in reality T.V.
Quote of the night:
"If, Chris, if I could look in her eyes and tell her, 'You are the girl, I want to marry you right now', it would be a different story but I can't do that. (ABC won't let me.)" -Jake Pavelka
Officially rooting for: Tenley, whose mom looks younger than she does.
So not wanting to see her tramp stamp in St. Lucia: Vienna.
P.S. Was anyone else in love with Ali's dress?! A-D-O-R-A-B-L-E!