Thursday, July 1, 2010

Second verse, same as the first.

A little bit louder, and a little bit worse.

Hopalong is gone. About time, too. He never was a very good actor. Even for a semi-pro wrestler, he was mediocre, at best. Perhaps he and Wes should have a heart-to-heart about ethics and it's role in reality television. Imagine the possibilities! Together, they may be unstoppable.

Moving on.

After the first five minutes...

Ali never seems to tire of men competing for her affection and/or time alone with her. I agree that she needs to make them work for it, but surely there are better things to do in Istanbul than olive-oiling men up and watching them wrestle. Yikes. Bet they smelled pretty tasty, though.

Craig finally won some one-on-one time with Ali, but nothing could save him. I've been predicting it for some time, but I was a little sad to see him go. Physically, certainly not top-shelf but personality score was reasonably high on my charts. What's a girl to do? With a guy as pretty as Roberto looking on? Adios, word wrestler! I pick the latin heartthrob. It just wasn't fair...

What did we re-realize this week?? Ali is only keeping the ones that she's physically attracted to. Shallow, maybe. But who can blame her, really? Did you see the mutants that she started out with? I'm not sure why Frank makes the physical cut, but then again, I still don't see the appeal of Ed.

I can't wait to see what all the hub-bub is about in the teasers. I hope Frank goes home, but I've been fooled before. Maybe he'll annouce that he has to choose between his job and continuing on the journey. Irony. Oh, the irony.


  1. One comment to add to your list for this weeks show. Ty, the word is imporTanT NOT impordent! 'nough said.

  2. this last episode was boring and predictable to me. so I am really hoping that next week Frank shakes things up a bit! I bet he is the next to go.

  3. Don't hit me, but I don't see the appeal of Roberto. I just don't. I've seen hotter men. She really seems to be fawning over him though!
    I used to like Frank. Now, I can't stand him.
    On another note...WHERE'S MY INVITE?! I'm leaving in 2 weeks, I'd better have it by then!

  4. There comes a time in every woman's life when she is sitting at home on a Friday night, alone, scarfing down deviled eggs, reading her bestie's blog and laughing and snorting. That time would be at the moment for yours truly. Thank you!

  5. You are a good writer. I honestly think you could write for a magazine! I love reading your blog.

  6. I was fooled by the wrestler...I have to admit. The whole "has a gf/bf" theme is starting to get a leeeetle bit chiche now. Someone please be more original. I was talking to a friend today who said something to the effect of Frank may or may not be having to choose between his gf or Ali. hmmmm, can't wait to see the truth in that. Please no cliches with jobs and girl friends. lame.

  7. First of all Boogs thanks for finally writing this blog post. Your blog is really the only reason we watch the show! Personally I really like Justin!!! Still even after his gf and stuff. That just shows a man that is willing to do anything to get ahead in his career. And quite frankly that is what I am looking for in a pro-wrestler! I mean come on... have you seen them wearing speedos doing choreographed moves and grabbing each others junk just to get red necks excited to watch!! Good Work Justin! On a side note I think Craig was the only one worth keeping around. All the other ones annoy the bajeebies out of me!! Especially Kirk, Roberto, Frank, Chris, and Ty!!!

  8. :) I would love to get Michelle (from Jake's season) and Jonathan (from Ali's season) together. I think they would complement each other beautifully! They're both so..... intense..... about marriage. :)