Dear Neighbors,
If this little darling is yours:
might I suggest that you keep him indoors?
Not that he isn’t just lovely…
but if I find him or more of his poop in my backyard…
I’m calling animal control to have him disposed of.
So. If you love him, please keep him to yourself.
I’d appreciate it.
Love, Your Cat-Hating Neighbor
Cats are lame.
ReplyDeleteI am right there with you...net summer will have a giant sand box too...no more nice neighbor.
ReplyDeleteIf I lived closer I'd take him. We have two cats. One was a stray that we found hanging around our front porch!
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